Other robots from festo :
Robot inspired by jellyfish
Festo DJ Robot
NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR HAIR LOSS:
NATIONAL INSTANT FOOD:
Roti Canai & Teh Tarik
NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR BEING LATE:
None. Most Malaysians still feel embarrassed buying condoms.
So they rushed into a 7-11, hurriedly grab the nearest pack, any
pack, pay and leave before the cashier can even blink an eye.
NATIONAL FRUIT FOR INDUCING MENSTRUATION:
NATIONAL APHRODISIAC DRINK:
Stout. Many Malaysian men swear by it. But then after
a few pints they start swearing at everything.. .
NATIONAL FAKE ILLNESS FOR GETTING MC (MEN):
NATIONAL FAKE ILLNESS FOR GETTING MC (WOMEN):
NATIONAL EXCUSES GIVEN BY WOMEN WHEN REFUSING SEX:
Headache, kids not asleep, maid not asleep, mother-in-law
around, early appointment, food not digested yet, aircond not
cold enough, air-cond too cold, nail polish not dry yet, forgot to
take the pill, sleepy, stomach cramps, period, haven ' t remove
make-up, haven ' t shower, no water supply, going to watch
"Santa Barbara ", depressed, no mood, etc...
NATIONAL EXCUSES GIVEN BY MEN WHEN REFUSING SEX:
None. Malaysian men never refuse sex.
NATIONAL CURE FOR DIARRHOEA :
Cap Kaki Tiga. Down one bottle with warm water and you are
all "dried up".
NATIONAL CURE FOR HEADACHES:
Panadol. The "cure for all". If it fails we have another secret
weapon - Tiger Balm.
NATIONAL CURE FOR NAUSEA :
Moh Fah Kor.
NATIONAL CURE FOR DIZZINESS:
Minyak Angin Cap Kapak.
NATIONAL CAUSE OF DIZZINESS (FOR YUPPIES):
NATIONAL INSTANT CURE FOR DIZZINESS (FOR YUPPIES):
The sight of a police road block.
NATIONAL RICE COOKER :
NATIONAL Rice Cooker
NATIONAL RUBBISH DUMP:
Anywhere. As long as it is not your house.
NATIONAL MOST MIS-PRONOUNCED NAME:
Carrefour. Sometimes even pronounced as Carry 4!
NATIONAL ANSWER FOR "WHERE ARE YOU"?:
-on the way.
NATIONAL OFFICIAL TIME FOR BEING LATE:
NATIONAL REASON FOR PRICE INCREASE:
Petrol naik lagi kawan... semua barang pun kena naik ler...
inclusive of chicken meat? :)
NATIONAL REASON FOR PETROL INCREASE:
Still cheaper than other country la....
NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR CAUSING TRAFFIC JAM:
there was accident on the other side of the road.. of course
must slow down and tengok-tengok, kaypoh-kaypoh lah!
NATIONAL REASON WHEN REJECTING INVITATION :
'I got some work to do la..u all go first la..'
NATIONAL REASON FOR COLLAPSED BUILDINGS & LEAKY PARLIAMENT ROOFS:
An act of God. Definitely nothing to with greased palms and
poor quality control. Nope, none whatsoever.
NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR IRRESPONSIBLE POLITICAL STATEMENTS:
None. We were misquoted.
NATIONAL MINISTERIAL REASON FOR INCREASING TOLL RATES:
Orang cakap mau naik mesti mau naik lah! Lu ingat ini jalan saya
punya bapak punya kah?!
NATIONAL REASON FOR SPURNING BAILOUT PACKAGES FROM FOREIGN CAR COMPANIES:
We're about to unveil another badly designed low budget car, which,
coupled with our notorious customer service and corporate mismanagement,
will see us bankrupt again within the next 5 years. And so we have
no need for the Germans and their silly car-making and market-positioning
knowhow, thank you very much.
NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR JUMPING QUEUE (TRAFFIC JAM OR WHAT EVER QUEUE):
..... everybody doing what lah............
NATIONAL EXCUSE NOT PAYING SAMAN ACCORDING TO DUE DATE:
Relax ler... government will give discount one of these days
........ give them minum kopi lar......
Nk Menambah ilmu di dada? meh2..presentation open to all...lecturer (Dr Ong) siap wat poster lg soh invite kawan2...so why not aku post jer poster ni kat sini kn.. my group presntation - Wafer cleaning Solutions for 45 and 32nm , 21 April 2009
"We hung out with the guys from the East Coast and they showed us the boat inside and out, how they work and what they do, we took a ride around the land and it was a loooot of fun!
"We also met the Military dogs, and they did a very nice demonstration of their skills. All the guys from the Army were amazing with us.
"We visited the Detainees camps and we saw the jails, where they shower, how they recreate themselves with movies, classes of art, books. It was very interesting."
She goes on to extol the virtues of the water around the bay - "soooo beautiful!" - and ends her entry: "I didn't want to leave, it was such a relaxing place, so calm and beautiful."
bangang tul...ade ke patut ckp "its a loots of fun" kat guntanamo bay...harap je cantik..tp tak reti fikir..so kepada blogger2 semua..nk tulis blog tu, jgn smpai terserlah kebodohan kat blog lak...terutama perempuan2 cantik, jangan smpai laki ckp "cantik je tp bangang watpe!!"